- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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