Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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