- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

tommy is retared

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I dont have a girlfriend

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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