whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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womens rights.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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