penis?

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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People...

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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stuarts mum

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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