- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's the difference between a duck?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Nickleback.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Homonyms should be band.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the president do for the people? ...

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