Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

being sober in a bar fight

hi

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

I dont have a girlfriend

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

The Joke Below

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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