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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A sober Irish individual.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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