- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

BOTTOM!!!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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