Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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porn-hub

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Women's rights

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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