- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

MySpace.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Poop.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

squash squash who squash my ass

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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