why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Knock knock

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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