- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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