A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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haha Otarts was here

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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