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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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