- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

George Bush.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Black people having a Job.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Church.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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