- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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