Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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