A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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10inch nice

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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