Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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