- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's funnier than 24? 25

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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