You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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