Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the boy crying he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops