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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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