- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

James Patrick Campbell

angelosnyder is not gay

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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