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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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