- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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