Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

I have a gay camel

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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