Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

womens rights

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats worse than a joke? This

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