- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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