- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Vagina.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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