- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Vagina.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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