There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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world peace

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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