How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Jimmy Saville

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

homosexuals are gay

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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