- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Facebook How i met my mother

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

this is not a joke.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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