- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Caca.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

woman..parallel parking

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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