What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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