- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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