Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Anti Joke

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