Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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