if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Anti Joke

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