- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

split your ass cheek

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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