Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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