a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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