ask me if im a door yes

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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