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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Church.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Man U

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs