Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

George Bush.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Black people having a Job.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

7+5=12

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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