two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

This is Heading 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.