Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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