why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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tommy is retared

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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