- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was the man sad His got raped

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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