An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

penis?

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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