- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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