- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Hey, Max!!

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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