My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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racism...deal with it!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Xzibit

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Take part of what?

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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