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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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