Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How are cars made? By magic.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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