Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Wanker

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Refrigerator

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Michel Moor on a die...

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Hey, Max!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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