How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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jibby jobby

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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I've got a dig bick

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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