- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

non poop

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

i love to lick...

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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