- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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