what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

david poredos

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Wanker

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Refrigerator

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