What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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womans rights...

whats chinese noodles

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Hey, Max!!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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