A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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penis

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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hi

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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