- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Penis

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Obama

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