What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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