- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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