- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

gay people

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I am a women

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

baskets

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Carrot fingers

The government

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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