A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanker

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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