- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

hey John will you make some copies

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

a jew walks out of a furnace

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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