How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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everybody loves raymond

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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