What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I am a women

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

gay people

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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