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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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