- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Bad grammers.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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