- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Bad grammers.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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