What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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