what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Anti Joke

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