- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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