- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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