why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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