What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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