the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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